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some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics
i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re going down you sprout an imaginary fringe and start yelling your lungs out like its 2007 all over again
what the fuck
Always reblog lol
Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)
YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT
I really love this guy
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
(Ash): We wanted a real pet, but we’re not mentally capable of having a real, living animal. So we had a plastic dog and his name was Ketchup. And then someone, someone with a vengeance on our band broke in stole Ketchup from under our wing.
(Michael): I met the person who stole Ketchup and they asked me to sign him.
(Ash): There were marks on the wall of where she climbed over. She was crazy. She broke in and stole our beloved Ketchup.
(Int.): It’s a plastic dog.
(Ash): Don’t just call it a plastic dog. We use to throw him in the pool, I have so many fond memories.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND? Because this is my favorite part in the whole movie. Mulan is back to wearing traditionally feminine clothing, and Shan Yu is mocking her “Looks like you’re out of ideas.”
BUT Mulan is all FUCK NO and disarms that asshole with a GODDAMN SYMBOL OF FEMININITY.
NOT TODAY SHAN YU. NOT TODAY.
reblog this with the stupidest photo of pete wentz you can find
OH YM GOD IM SOBBING
I’m not fucking around
i literally have an entire folder full of embarrassing pete pictures u done fucked up
ma RRY M E ? ?? ?? O H MYGOD
That wasn’t all I had
But wait theres more….